dual personalities

Happy Birthday Viggo

by chuckofish

53 today

Someone who is actually slightly older than I am! And very well preserved (as my mother would say) he is.

Calling Fredbird

by chuckofish

Mary and Fredbird c. 1990

Tonight our daughter #1 will be watching the first game of the World Series with East Coast baseball fans. They are decidedly NOT Cardinal fans. But she knows from whence she hails and who her friends are (see above).

(Please note her shoes. Patent leather flats–suitable for any occasion!)

Litany for Halloween

by chuckofish

From ghoulies and ghosties,
Long-leggety beasties,
And things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us.

Not to mention CLOWNS!

Pumpkins c. 1984

by chuckofish

Nice hat.

A Man for Monday

by chuckofish

Yul Brynner in "The King and I"

He’s bald, sexy, and he can dance. He has a walk like a jungle cat.

as Ramses II

He can wear a pointy hat and remain dignified and mysterious,

the artiste

or pull off that European look with a cigarette and a hat angled just right. So very virile.

And he even wrote a cookbook!!! How’s that for versatility? And, thanks to my dual personality, I get to remember Yul every time I go in my family room.

What to wear to the World Series

by chuckofish

http://www.epauletshop.com/servlet/the-1128/Gant-MB-Cardinal-Fairisle/Detail

(Hat tip to Michael Kurth for this fashion find.)

National League Champions!

by chuckofish

WE WON!!!!

From today’s lectionary

by chuckofish

Then the Pharisees went and took counsel how to entangle him in his talk. And they sent their disciples to him, along with the Hero’dians, saying, “Teacher, we know that you are true, and teach the way of God truthfully, and care for no man; for you do not regard the position of men. Tell us, then, what you think. Is it lawful to pay taxes to Caesar, or not?” But Jesus, aware of their malice, said, “Why put me to the test, you hypocrites? Show me the money for the tax.” And they brought him a coin. And Jesus said to them, “Whose likeness and inscription is this?” They said, “Caesar’s.” Then he said to them, “Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.” When they heard it, they marveled; and they left him and went away.
–Matthew 22: 15-22

I wish I could tell you what the sermon was about today, but I really can’t. Our associate rector lost me somewhere early in her rambling exposition on the gospel and how it’s about everything-belongs-to-God-and-we-need-to-share-it. Yadda yadda over and out.

If I had been giving the sermon I would have talked about how great Jesus is and how he could, in just a few words, talk circles around those Pharisees. No wonder they hated him. I mean he had a tone! He’s saying don’t mess with me. These are details. I would have quoted from Salinger’s great Zooey rant about his sister’s mis-use of the Jesus prayer. Here’s part of it:

“If God had wanted somebody with St. Francis’s consistently winning personality for the job in the New Testament, he’d’ve picked him, you can be sure. As it was, he picked the best, the smartest, the most loving, the least sentimental, the most unimitative master he could possibly have picked.”

Yes, indeed.

Recognize this guy?

by chuckofish

Yes, it’s John Wayne–around 1930 when he made The Big Trail. Adorable.

Since I did not make a Friday recommendation (although some of you no doubt ran out to rent Kingdom of the Spiders), I recommend watching a John Wayne movie (any John Wayne movie) tonight. For myself, I think I will watch one of my favorites: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. John Wayne (at his very best) dominates this movie, despite Jimmy Stewart having a lot more screen time. It’s also John Ford’s last great movie. And there are lots of the usual character actors doing their best as well: Strother Martin, Edmund O’Brien, John Qualen, Andy Devine, and the impressive Woody Strode. Lee Marvin is very scary. This is the movie that even mentions the Picketwire River (The Purgatoire) in Las Animas County, southeastern Colorado, pioneered by our own ancestors. I can’t think of a better way to spend a Saturday evening.

And, yes, that is a picture of John Wayne (from Liberty Valance) on my kitchen wall. On occasion people have asked why I have a picture of John Wayne on my kitchen wall. I always say, “Doesn’t everyone?”

Not Halloween decor

by chuckofish

Remember “Kingdom of the Spiders” (1977) starring the inimitable William Shatner? “Investigating the mysterious deaths of a number of farm animals, vet Rack Hansen discovers that his town lies in the path of hoards of migrating tarantulas. Before he can take action, the streets are overrun by killer spiders, trapping a small group of towns folk in a remote hotel.” (IMDB.com)

Well, sometimes I wonder about my own home:



If you recall the final scene of this horror classic, the hotel is completely enveloped in spider webs! I feel sometimes like I will wake up and my own house will likewise be encased in cobwebs. Spiders work fast! I mean, I’ve had a soft spot for spiders ever since reading Charlotte’s Web, but really there are limits.