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“Build my gallows high, baby.”*

by chuckofish

Today is Robert Mitchum’s birthday.

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Even as a child, I knew he was sexy. I mean really.

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And he was a little scary too.

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Finally he was paired with John Wayne. Perfect.

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Indeed, he made some really good movies and some not so great ones. He played two of my favorite characters in fiction: Raymond Chandler’s Philip Marlowe (twice) and A.B. Guthrie’s Dick Summers in The Way West (1967)–none of them very good movies. But Robert Mitchum was one of those actors who  made even a terrible movie (like The Way West) worth watching.

So let’s toast Robert Mitchum tonight and watch one of his good movies: His Kind of Woman (1951), Out of the Past (1947), The Enemy Below (1957), or one of my all-time faves El Dorado (1966).

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Bonus Point: Who knows what movie it is in which Robert Mitchum utters the immortal line: “Go on, tell me some more about that time when you were Queen of the Veiled Prophet’s Ball”?

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*The title quote is Jeff Bailey in Out of the Past

As time goes by

by chuckofish

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She had taken to wondering lately, during these swift-counted years, what had been done with all those wasted summer days; how could she have spent them so wantonly? I am foolish, she told herself early every summer, I am very foolish; I am grown up now and know the values of things. Nothing is ever really wasted, she believed sensibly, even one’s childhood, and then each year, one summer morning, the warm wind would come down the city street where she walked and she would be touched with the little cold thought: I have let more time go by.”

― Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House

Dog days

by chuckofish

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The Old Farmer’s Almanac lists the traditional period of the Dog Days as the 40 days beginning July 3 and ending August 11, coinciding with the ancient heliacal (at sunrise) rising of the Dog Star, Sirius.

Well, we are certainly in the middle of them now! And they will not be over come August 11. But as I have said before, I have come to appreciate the summer–even the dog days–and enjoy the slower pace. Nobody’s in a hurry around here in August.

Summer is a good time to read old favorites:

“Maycomb was a tired old town, even in 1932 when I first knew it. Somehow, it was hotter then. Men’s stiff collars wilted by nine in the morning. Ladies bathed before noon and after their three o’clock naps. And by nightfall were like soft teacakes with frosting from sweating and sweet talcum. The day was twenty-four hours long, but it seemed longer.” (Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird)

It is a good time to read poetry:

Now I will do nothing but listen,
To accrue what I hear into this song, to let sounds contribute toward it.
I hear bravuras of birds, bustle of growing wheat, gossip of flames, clack of sticks cooking my meals,
I hear the sound I love, the sound of the human voice,
I hear all sounds running together, combined, fused or following,
Sounds of the city and sounds out of the city, sounds of the day and night,
Talkative young ones to those that like them, the loud laugh of work-people at their meals,
The angry base of disjointed friendship, the faint tones of the sick,
The judge with hands tight to the desk, his pallid lips pronouncing a death-sentence,
The heave’e’yo of stevedores unlading ships by the wharves, the refrain of the anchor-lifters,
The ring of alarm-bells, the cry of fire, the whirr of swift-streak-
ing engines and hose-carts with premonitory tinkles and color’d lights,
The steam-whistle, the solid roll of the train of approaching cars,
The slow march play’d at the head of the association marching two and two,
(They go to guard some corpse, the flag-tops are draped with black muslin.)
I hear the violoncello, (’tis the young man’s heart’s complaint,)
I hear the key’d cornet, it glides quickly in through my ears,
It shakes mad-sweet pangs through my belly and breast.
I hear the chorus, it is a grand opera,
Ah this indeed is music—this suits me. (Walt Whitman, Song of Myself, 26)

And it is a good time to read history:

On the receipt of Mr. Dana’s dispatch Mr. Stanton sent for me. Finding that I was out he became nervous and excited, inquiring of every person he met, including guests of the house, whether they knew where I was, and bidding them find me and send me to him at once. About eleven o’clock I returned to the hotel, and on my way, when near the house, every person met was a messenger from the Secretary, apparently partaking of his impatience to see me. I hastened to the room of the Secretary and found him pacing the floor rapidly in his dressing-gown. Saying that the retreat must be prevented, he showed me the dispatch. I immediately wrote an order assuming command of the Military Division of the Mississippi, and telegraphed it to General Rosecrans. I then telegraphed to him the order from Washington assigning Thomas to the command of the Army of the Cumberland; and to Thomas that he must hold Chattanooga at all hazards, informing him at the same time that I would be at the front as soon as possible. A prompt reply was received from Thomas, saying, “We will hold the town till we starve.” I appreciated the force of this dispatch later when I witnessed the condition of affairs which prompted it. It looked, indeed, as if but two courses were open: one to starve, the other to surrender or be captured.

On the morning of the 20th of October I started, with my staff, and proceeded as far as Nashville. At that time it was not prudent to travel beyond that point by night, so I remained in Nashville until the next morning. Here I met for the first time Andrew Johnson, Military Governor of Tennessee. He delivered a speech of welcome. His composure showed that it was by no means his maiden effort. It was long, and I was in torture while he was delivering it, fearing something would be expected from me in response. I was relieved, however, the people assembled having apparently heard enough. At all events they commenced a general hand-shaking, which, although trying where there is so much of it, was a great relief to me in this emergency. (U.S. Grant, Personal Memoirs, Ch 40)

So try to enjoy these dog days of summer. And remember: This is the day which the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it!

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*The paintings are by Winslow Homer, of course.

Once in a blue moon

by chuckofish

Well, last week was a busy one, full of travel on airplanes (up and down eight times!), rental cars and GPS apps, delays, and the kindness of strangers.

I have to say, I was impressed with the University of Alabama who sponsored the Southern Regional Conference on Learning in Retirement. They put on a very good conference.

The first evening they held a reception for us at the

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which looks like this on the outside in the fall

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when this picture (from the internet) was taken. In the summer it looks quite different as it is deep in the lush Alabama piney woods, beautifully landscaped and really breath-taking. I walked through the halls dumbfounded by the Westervelt American art collection, one of the largest collections in the country! I snapped some pictures on my phone, but there was just so much to see!

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The following night we were treated to a reception at the Alabama Museum of Natural History on the U of A campus.

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They do love their corinthian columns in Alabama. Again we were treated to “a taste of Alabama”–fried green tomatoes, fried catfish, crab cakes, bread pudding, and so on. Pretty delish.

In between meals, the actual conference was really good too–lots of good ideas from people who do what I do. The highlight for me was the talk by former Alabama defensive back Jeremiah Castille. Castille was on the last team coached by Bear Bryant.

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He was a pallbearer at Bryant’s funeral. Castille played for Alabama from 1979–1982, recording a school record 16 interceptions and making the College Football All-American Team in 1982. In the 1982 Liberty Bowl, Castille intercepted three passes in a 21–15 win and was selected as the game’s MVP. He is a minister now and a motivational speaker. Much influenced by Coach Bryant, he is on a mission to influence others. He encouraged us to “finish strong”. For seniors this is an excellent message!

Even though I got home at 4:00 a.m. Thursday night/Friday morning after 14 hours in various airports, I’m glad I went. I’m glad I seized the day. Funnily enough, I met another woman (my counterpart at Union College) who expressed the same fears as I–can I find my way from Birmingham, AL to Tuscaloosa in a rented car?–who was encouraged by her children to do it. “You can do it, Mom!” And we did, thank you. High fives all around.

And did you notice Thursday night there was a full moon? It was the “blue moon”–an additional full moon that appears in a subdivision of a year: either the third of four full moons in a season, or a second full moon in a month of the common calendar. Thus the expression, “once in a blue moon”.

Now it is Monday. Have a good week back at the salt mines! And remember: For God did not give you a spirit of timidity, but one of power and of love and of self-control. (2 Timothy 1:7)

Laughter is the best medicine

by chuckofish

or,  what to do when it’s hot outside. It’s actually a lovely day out today, but earlier in the week the temperature got into the 90s and the weather people kept warning us to drink lots of water or we might die. Okay, they tend to be alarmist up here because we’re not used to those temperatures.It was hot and humid, though.

Being sensible, the DH and I  responded by eating sandwiches for dinner all week (no cooking!) and watching humorous things on youtube. So if the weather is making you lethargic, you might try this wonderful example of comedic timing, in which Rowan Atkinson plays invisible drums:

If you want to be able to pretend that you are learning something while you chuckle, you can start watching the fascinating, but also funny British game show QI, hosted by the incomparable Stephen Fry.

Seriously, there are about a million episodes to choose from, so you will never run out.

But if the weather has really gotten you down and you are feeling sorry for yourselves, rest assured that someone else has it worse. According to the Washington Post, “On Friday, Bandar Mahshahr, Iran registered an air temperature of 115 degrees and a dew point of 90, an extraordinarily rare combination of heat and humidity. The resulting heat index – a measure of what the air feels like – hit 165 degrees, the second highest we have ever seen reported, although official records for heat index are not maintained.”  Yuck!

Continuing with the ‘someone has it worse’ theme, you could console yourself with any of these movies:

1. Lawrence of Arabia

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2. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

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3. The Bridge on the River Kwai

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4. Walkabout

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5. Rear Window

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What movies would you add to the list?

Have a great weekend and stay cool!

 

Note to self: carpe diem!

by chuckofish

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Today is Beatrix Potter’s birthday!

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It is also the anniversary of the day that Thomas Cromwell, Chancellor of the Exchequer, was put to death in 1540. Cromwell was condemned to death without trial and beheaded on Tower Hill on the day of the King’s marriage to Catherine Howard. We will have to wait for Hilary Mantel’s third book in her Cromwell trilogy to learn all about this depressing turn of history…

In the meantime, have you heard that there is a new book of short stories and essays by Shirley Jackson coming out soon? Well, there is.

“For the first time, this collection showcases Shirley Jackson’s radically different modes of writing side by side. Together they show her to be a magnificent storyteller, a sharp, sly humorist, and a powerful feminist.” Please. Shirley Jackson never would have characterized herself as a “powerful feminist”–she was just a brilliant woman who managed to do what she wanted, supported by an appreciative husband. Sheesh.

I will probably check this book out as I am a big fan of Shirley Jackson. At least it is her children who have put this collection together and are presumably benefiting from it. I will not be buying Go Set a Watchman by poor old Harper Lee. I had a bad feeling about that one from the beginning. Someone’s making a boatload of money and it isn’t Harper Lee, who I have no doubt, never wanted this manuscript published.

Well, I am heading to a conference at the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa today.

lgo_ncaa_alabama_crimson_tideI broke my rule about never flying anywhere, where in order to get there, I have to change planes. It’s a long plane ride to Birmingham (via Tampa) and then a drive to Tuscaloosa. But carpe diem! Hopefully I will learn something new. And you gotta love a school with a raging elephant for its mascot!

Happy third anniversary to the boy and daughter #3 who tied the knot on this day in 2012. Seems like yesterday!

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I won’t be back until very late on Thursday night, so I will probably be off the blogosphere grid for the rest of the week. Have a good one!

O God, our heavenly Father, whose glory fills the whole creation, and whose presence we find wherever we go: Preserve us as we travel; surround us with your loving care; protect us from every danger; and bring us in safety to our journey’s end; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. (BCP)

Loaves and fishes

by chuckofish

 

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I went to two memorial services in three days.

Mamu’s was a high requiem eucharist service for the repose of her soul with full choir and all the bells and whistles.

The other was for a work friend–a secular service with ten speakers extolling her impressive life. There was no religious element save the singing at the end of “Amazing Grace”, which seemed all the sadder for the evident lack of faith of the deceased. Twenty years of Catholic school sometimes has that effect.

We sang “Abide With Me” at Mamu’s service and that about undid me. What is it about hymns? Something about the familiar (sad) music and the words, I guess. It made me want to run home and watch Shane (1953)–I didn’t (but I did later on Sunday).

At church on Sunday we were reminded that it is that time of year again when we all collect money for the United Thank Offering in what we use to call our “mite” boxes.

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I brought one home and I intend to fill it up while counting my blessings.

It is a good spiritual practice to count your blessings. Are you in the habit of doing that?

Here are some wise words from Thomas a Kempis (c. 1380 – 25 July 1471), whose feast day was last Friday:

“As long as you live, you will be subject to change, whether you will it or not – now glad, now sorrowful; now pleased, now displeased; now devout, now undevout; now vigorous, now slothful; now gloomy, now merry. But a wise man who is well taught in spiritual labor stands unshaken in all such things, and heeds little what he feels, or from what side the wind of instability blows.”

Have a good Monday!

Empty thy head of wind

by chuckofish

Recently, I found myself returning to the Shahnameh or Persian Book of Kings. As cool epics go, it’s right up there. It has magnificent kings, conniving bad guys, great heroes, and lots and lots of tragedy. Most famous are the stories involving the greatest hero, Rostam (aka Rustum), especially the one in which he defeats his opponent in combat only to discover that he has killed his own son. You may know Mathew Arnold’s version of the tragic story of Rostam and Sohrab. Back in high school, I put this passage in my quote book:

So, on the bloody sand, Sohrab lay dead;
And the great Rustum drew his horseman’s cloak
Down o’er his face, and sate by his dead son.
As those black granite pillars, once high-rear’d
By Jemshid in Persepolis, to bear
His house, now ‘mid their broken flights of steps
Lie prone, enormous, down the mountain side–
So in the sand lay Rustum by his son.

But it was not Rostam that drew me to the Shahnameh this time; rather, I was trying to track down another passage:

Empty thy head of wind, for none is born of his mother save to die. Wert thou a rampart of well-wrought iron, the rotation of the heavens would break thee nonetheless, and thou shouldst disappear.

It turns out to be part of the story of “Zohhak and the Snakes,” which comes early in the first book. Zohhak was a regular guy until the evil demon Ahriman got his hooks into him. After Zohhak killed his own father to become king, Ahriman cooked a wonderful meal for him. When Zohhak asked what he wanted as a reward, Ahriman wanted only to kiss the king’s shoulders. Zohhak readily agreed, but was surprised when two nasty serpents sprang up from the spots Ahriman had kissed.

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To make matters worse, it turned out that Zohhak had to feed the snakes human brains every day or they would eat him. Naturally, Zohhak responded by killing people and feeding the snakes. Bad king! Apparently all this gave him indigestion and one night he had a bad dream. When he asked his advisers to interpret it, one of them responded with my quote. It didn’t seem to have much effect though, and Zohhak continued to be nasty until a hero, Feridoun, finally defeated him. Here is the hero sneaking up on Zohhak. I’m not sure where the snakes are.

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Rather than kill Zohhak outright, Feridoun nailed him to a rock high on Mount Damavand, where he would suffer enternally.

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Then Feridoun ruled as a great king and all of Persia was happy and prosperous.

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I’ve always liked Persian painting. The colors are lovely and jewel-like. They remind me of medieval illuminated manuscripts, though with obvious differences.

The moral of the story? Don’t talk to demons or let them cook for you and never, never kill the king, your father.

When you get the chance, take a look at the Shahnameh and its lovely illustrations. They have much to offer.

In the meantime, have a great weekend!

 

Guilty pleasures

by chuckofish

Okay, I admit it. I liked Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009).

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And so when Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 was released on DVD, I was first in line at Netflix.

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I guess I love a fat guy on a segway.

Yes, Kevin James is pretty darn funny as the nerdly guy who takes his unglamorous job super-seriously and works hard “to protect the people of the West Orange Pavilion Mall.” When he goes to a mall cop convention in Las Vegas, hilarity ensues.

And there is no bad language in this movie! Yes, you heard me right: No. Bad. Language. There is no bathroom humor. No sex. When was the last time you saw a comedy that didn’t rely on vulgarity for laughs? I didn’t think they still made PG-rated films!

Well, they do. And Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is funny.  I laughed out loud throughout the movie.

(I will say that the OM walked out of the room in disgust after 5 minutes, but what does he know?)

So it may be stupid and low-brow, but sometimes you just need a good laugh at the expense of a fat guy on a segway. My Friday movie pick is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2! Check it out at your corner Red Box.

“Knights had no meaning in this game. It wasn’t a game for knights.”*

by chuckofish

Happy birthday to Raymond Thornton Chandler (July 23, 1888 – March 26, 1959)–great writer and keen social commentator!

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“Man has always been a venal animal. The growth of populations, the huge costs of war, the incessant pressure of confiscatory taxation – all these things make him more and more venal. The average man is tired and scared, and a tired, scared man can’t afford ideals. He has to buy food for his family. In our time we have seen a shocking decline in both public and private morals. You can’t expect quality from people whose lives are a subjection to a lack of quality. You can’t have quality with mass production. You don’t want it because it lasts too long. So you substitute styling, which is a commercial swindle intended to produce artificial obsolescence. Mass production couldn’t sell its goods next year unless it made what is sold this year look unfashionable a year from now. We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average [person] can’t produce a meal fit to eat, and the lovely shining bathroom is mostly a receptacle for deodorants, laxatives, sleeping pills, and the products of that confidence racket called the cosmetic industry. We make the finest packages in the world, Mr Marlowe. The stuff inside is mostly junk.”
—The Long Goodbye (written in 1953)

Haven’t I been saying this for years?

Have a good Thursday. Read some Chandler or watch Double Indemnity (1944). Drink a gimlet.

*The Big Sleep