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1066 and all that

by chuckofish

The Norman conquest of England began on this day in 1066.  The invasion and occupation of England by an army of Norman, Breton, Flemish and French soldiers was led by Duke William II of Normandy, later known as William the Conqueror.

This made me think of the book 1066 and All That: A Memorable History of England, comprising all the parts you can remember, including 103 Good Things, 5 Bad Kings and 2 Genuine Dates.  

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The book is a parody of the style of history teaching in English schools at the time (1930), in particular of Our Island Story. It purports to contain “all the History you can remember,” and covers the history of England from Roman times through 1066 “and all that,” up to the end of World War I, at which time “America was thus clearly Top Nation, and history came to a .” [full-stop, like a telegram] It is full of examples of half-remembered and mixed-up facts, puns and really bad jokes.

The book is written in the manner of a bad test essay with most of the names wrong. It is also full of private jokes and you really have to know quite a lot of history to get them, so I can’t imagine anyone today being even slightly amused by it.

Truly it makes my own history-major head spin.

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Zut alors!

On the whole I prefer Nigel Molesworth: “a chiz is a swiz or swindle as any fule kno.”

All latin masters hav one joke.

Caesar adsum jam forte
or
caesar had some jam for tea.

No one knows anything now.

Let not your heart be troubled

by chuckofish

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I thought this was a good point.

Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

And don’t forget:

…And, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen. (Matthew 28:20)

(Tiffany window in the Pullman Memorial Universalist Church, Albion, NY)

Ride boldly ride

by chuckofish

Today we toast Oliver Loving (December 4, 1812 – September 25, 1867) who was an American rancher and pioneer of the cattle drive. Together with Charles Goodnight, he developed the Goodnight-Loving Trail.

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He was mortally wounded by Indians while on a cattle drive and died 151 years ago today. You may recall that Larry McMurtry borrowed his manner of death and the fact that Goodnight transported his body back to Texas for his character Augustus McCrae in Lonesome Dove.

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Loving County, Texas, the second least-populace county in the United States in population, is named in his honor.

You can read more about the trail here.

Well, it may be time to dig out Lonesome Dove, the mini series.

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“Here’s to the sunny slopes of long ago.”

Listen to your life

by chuckofish

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Well, we had a joyful weekend, how about you? We celebrated daughter #1’s belated birthday as planned.

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References to donuts abounded.

We also went to a couple of estate sales, but were unsuccessful. We returned something at J. Crew and resisted buying these gold leggings for Miss Lottie.

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Daughter #1 hung a picture up for me.

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Try as I may, I have never been able to drive a nail into a wall. Luckily my children are all handier than I am.

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The weather was glorious all weekend, so we opted to take a walk through the nearby Powder Valley conservation area instead of going to church.IMG_4291.JPGIMG_4293.JPG

After daughter # 1 headed back to mid-MO, I gabbed on the phone with daughter #2 and caught up on my household chores and the OM gassed up my car. An excellent weekend, don’t you agree?

Now we are off to the races at work–a very busy week ahead. We’ll take it one day at a time.

“Listen to your life. Listen to what happens to you because it is through what happens to you that God speaks… It’s in language that’s not always easy to decipher, but it’s there, powerfully, memorably, unforgettably.”

–Frederick Buechner

There and back again

by chuckofish

It was a mad week full of long meetings, business-social events, and other time-consuming obligations, but I got through it by falling asleep at 8:30 every night. I decided that having to re-watch several episodes of NYPD Blue is a small price to pay for normal brain function. And I won’t be relaxing this weekend, for I have much to do.

Above all, I have to prepare for the dynamic duo’s return from their adventures in Kodiak, Alaska and Whistler, British Columbia.

Chris at Cheakmus Lake, BC (photo by N. Potter)

I must say that the scenery looks stupendous, if ominously remote.

In between cleaning and planning menus, I have to decide what my kitchen renovation will look like. Next Tuesday, while the DH is in Ottawa meeting the boy and his gal at the airport, I’ll be rushing home form work to meet the contractor and tell him what I want. Decisions, decisions. I find this part very difficult. I’m used to decorating one item at a time. Doing a whole room is a royal pain.

Of course, we have to deal with some constraints: a limited budget; a small, dark space, and a blue and white color scheme that I’m not going to change. We’ve chosen bamboo plank flooring, so that’s more or less settled.

Now it gets harder. I don’t want dark counters, partly because I love my vintage white Formica and partly because the kitchen is too small for such an expanse of dark. The current plan is to update the counters to a light quartz/engineered stone. The biggest challenge involves the once excellent, now battered hardwood cabinets. We don’t want to replace them, so we plan to paint them. But should they be white?

or a light blue?

At the moment I’m inclining toward white, primarily because finding the right color blue is nearly impossible, but we’ll see…I have three days to decide. Please leave your advice in a comment!

I leave you with Lt. Arthur Fancy’s sage comment: “The future keeps telling us what the past was about. You make the past mean different things by the way you use the time that comes after.”

All kitchen photos recovered from Google Images.

Tout va bien

by chuckofish

Oh, what a week! And, yay, Friday!

I am happy that daughter #1 is coming home this weekend to celebrate her belated birthday.  Celebrations are important. Life is too short not to recognize milestones–no matter how minimal–with presents and good food and drink and dance parties. I highly recommend doing so whenever.

If you don’t have a birthday or a PhD oral defense to celebrate, there are plenty of other things  about which to party today.

For instance, today is the 81st anniversary of the publication of The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.

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Today is the 37th anniversary of the day Sandra Day O’Connor was unanimously approved by the U.S. Senate as the first female Supreme Court justice. Unanimously!

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Bill Murray turns 68 today.

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So whatever you’ve got going on (or not) have fun this weekend. Seize the day.

As for you, continue in what you have learned and firmly believed, knowing from whom you learned it…

–2 Timothy 3:14

“Those who wish to sing always find a song.”*

by chuckofish

Names of Horses

All winter your brute shoulders strained against collars, padding

and steerhide over the ash hames, to haul

sledges of cordwood for drying through spring and summer,

for the Glenwood stove next winter, and for the simmering range.

 

In April you pulled cartloads of manure to spread on the fields,

dark manure of Holsteins, and knobs of your own clustered with oats.

All summer you mowed the grass in meadow and hayfield, the mowing machine

clacketing beside you, while the sun walked high in the morning;

 

and after noon’s heat, you pulled a clawed rake through the same acres,

gathering stacks, and dragged the wagon from stack to stack,

and the built hayrack back, uphill to the chaffy barn,

three loads of hay a day from standing grass in the morning.

 

Sundays you trotted the two miles to church with the light load

a leather quartertop buggy, and grazed in the sound of hymns.

Generation on generation, your neck rubbed the windowsill

of the stall, smoothing the wood as the sea smooths glass.

 

When you were old and lame, when your shoulders hurt bending to graze,

one October the man, who fed you and kept you, and harnessed you every morning,

led you through corn stubble to sandy ground above Eagle Pond,

and dug a hole beside you where you stood shuddering in your skin,

 

and lay the shotgun’s muzzle in the boneless hollow behind your ear,

and fired the slug into your brain, and felled you into your grave,

shoveling sand to cover you, setting goldenrod upright above you,

where by next summer a dent in the ground made your monument.

 

For a hundred and fifty years, in the Pasture of dead horses,

roots of pine trees pushed through the pale curves of your ribs,

yellow blossoms flourished above you in autumn, and in winter

frost heaved your bones in the ground – old toilers, soil makers:

 

O Roger, Mackerel, Riley, Ned, Nellie, Chester, Lady Ghost.

–Donald Hall from Kicking the Leaves (1978)

Today we toast the poet Donald Hall (September 20, 1928 – June 23, 2018) whose birthday it is. I missed the fact that he died earlier this year.

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Hall published more than fifty books, from poetry and drama to biography and memoirs, and edited numerous anthologies, including  New Poets of England and America (1957; coedited with Robert Pack and Louis Simpson). He went to Exeter, Harvard and Oxford, had a successful career as an academic and editor, then happily went to live on his ancestral farm in New Hampshire and devoted himself to poetry. 

I remember this book from my children’s childhood.

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In other news, the wee babes dropped by my office yesterday and ran up and down the long hallways.

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They are both recovering from ear infections, so they didn’t stay long, but it was sure fun to see them and their daddy who brought them.

It is still pretty hot here in flyover country. I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for fall. Enough already.

*Plato

A-tisket, A-tasket

by chuckofish

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We just celebrated our 7th anniversary writing this blog. Isn’t that something?

If you read our blog regularly (or even semi-regularly) and enjoy it, please click on “comment” below and then hit the “Like” button today. Our readers are very dear to us and we’d like to know you’re out there!

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“The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned.”

― Maya Angelou, All God’s Children Need Traveling Shoes 

Under the surface

by chuckofish

“That’s the strangest thing about this life, about being in the ministry. People change the subject when they see you coming. And then sometimes those very same people come into your study and tell you the most remarkable things. There’s a lot under the surface of life, everyone knows that. A lot of malice and dread and guilt, and so much loneliness, where you wouldn’t really expect to find it, either.”

–Marilynne Robinson, Gilead

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Good luck and vaya con dios, Michael.

“Had he, during the course of his ministry, changed a single life? He recalled the words of a woman overheard when he was leaving his last parish. ‘Father Martin is a priest of whom no one ever speaks ill.’ It seemed to him now the most damning of indictments.”

–P.D. James, Death in Holy Orders

“Let the preacher tell the truth. Let him make audible the silence of the news of the world with the sound turned off so that in the silence we can hear the tragic truth of the Gospel, which is that the world where God is absent is a dark and echoing emptiness; and the comic truth of the Gospel, which is that it is into the depths of his absence that God makes himself present in such unlikely ways and to such unlikely people that old Sarah and Abraham and maybe when the time comes even Pilate and Job and Lear and Henry Ward Beecher and you and I laugh till the tears run down our cheeks. And finally let him preach this overwhelming of tragedy by comedy, of darkness by light, of the ordinary by the extraordinary, as the tale that is too good not to be true because to dismiss it as untrue is to dismiss along with it that catch of the breath, that beat and lifting of the heart near to or even accompanied by tears, which I believe is the deepest intuition of truth that we have.”

― Frederick Buechner, Telling the Truth: The Gospel as Tragedy, Comedy and Fairy Tale 

“Get behind me, Satan!”*

by chuckofish

Well, it was a sunny weekend here in flyover country and there was a lot going on all over town. The OM and I opted for our local Greentree parade on Saturday, even though the wee babes were unable to join us.

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The usual suspects were around except there were no floats from any of our local churches–no rockin’ Methodists, no one. I found that troubling.

After that I visited a few of my favorite antique malls and rescued a needlepoint pillow.

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I finished reading Rules of Civility by Amor Towles, which my DP recommended so highly a few weeks ago. I recommend it as well–it was very good!

Most of us shell our days like peanuts. One in a thousand can look at the world with amazement. I don’t mean gawking at the Chrysler Building. I’m talking about the wing of a dragonfly. The tale of the shoeshine. Walking through an unsullied hour with an unsullied heart.

Next up on my reading list is Give a Man A Horse, written in 1938 by Charles J. Finger (1867–1941)  who was a prolific writer who settled in Arkansas after an early life of travel and adventure. One of his many adventure books won the Newbery Prize for children’s literature. In addition to writing and publishing a magazine from his Fayetteville farm, Finger was employed from 1936 through 1938 as an editor of the Federal Writers’ Project (FWP) guidebook, Arkansas: A Guide to the State.

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The gospel lesson in church on Sunday was one of those difficult ones for preachers–especially Episcopal preachers–“Those who are ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, of them the Son of Man will also be ashamed when he comes in the glory of his Father with the holy angels”…because it describes so many of them (and us), you know? Not many want to talk about sin these days. Thank goodness there are still some Presbyterians out there who do:

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Have a good week! Run, dvil, run!

*Mark 8:33