What hath Man wrought? A silly, genetically engineered, man-made, “dog” breed that cant even breathe through that button of a nose… Did you know that when your beloved dog dies, if you have $50,000, some scientists in Korea will clone it for you? We humans can be so brilliant and so strange.
dual personalities 
I think it looks like a Swiffer Duster.
I think it looks like a cheap children’s toy — the kind I have always loathed.
Someone said it looks like a footstool and I agree. P.S. “Loathe” is a great word which I should use more often.
What hath Man wrought? A silly, genetically engineered, man-made, “dog” breed that cant even breathe through that button of a nose… Did you know that when your beloved dog dies, if you have $50,000, some scientists in Korea will clone it for you? We humans can be so brilliant and so strange.
Just saying…