Kent Brockman reporting
by chuckofish
Kang: It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.
dual personalities
Kang: It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.
dual personalities 
Good golly, I feel stressed just seeing Miss M in front of all those screens — how does she keep it all straight and press the right buttons at the right time!?
Beats me!
Beats me, too!!
oh hahahaha