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Month: October, 2021

Everything you look at can become a fairy tale and you can get a story from everything you touch.*

by chuckofish

This morning the DH ended up walking to work because the car had so much ice on it that it wasn’t worth waiting for it to defrost. Winter is upon us. Last week, before the weather changed, you’ll recall that I posted about Richard John Cuninghame, a zoologist and African adventurer. I came across him while doing a little research on the English illustrator, H.J. Ford. Ford is best known for his pen and ink drawings for the colored fairy book series (The Red Fairy Book, Blue Fairy Book, etc…). I have always loved his work. What could be a better way to start Friday than a look at a few of his drawings? Here, an exhausted black knight leans on his sword after battle.

In this one a young knight faces a very nasty looking dragon and what looks to be a giant. The odds do not favor the knight.

I like this picture of the lute player trying to cheer up a brooding king. It’s easy to imagine the sad king’s story.

This next drawing reminds me of my son Tim and his cat. She isn’t that big but she has the heart of a lion. Who is that bad man peering through the curtain? You just know there’s an enchantment involved.

It is happenstance and nothing more that none of the pictures I have chosen have women in them. Ford drew plenty of damsels and they weren’t all in distress. Nowadays fairy tales are not as popular as they used to be. Supposedly they do not empower women with feminist values (whatever those are) and they are too violent. I suggest that children are perfectly capable of recognizing that ogres don’t exist and prince charming won’t be perfect. Fairy tales have a great deal to offer; not only do they exercise the imagination, but they encourage creativity, resilience, and moral behavior. Read some fairy tales to your children and grandchildren and be sure to study the pictures! You won’t regret it.

Have a happy weekend and do not be troubled!

*Hans Christian Andersen. All images recovered from Google Image.

“When we pass the golden summer, And, like autumn leaves, retire”*

by chuckofish

It is the tail end of blooming season here in flyover-land. We are in our second go-round with this chrysanthemum plant and the same goes for this begonia.

I swear I saw some Iris blooming by the parking lot across from the Baptist Church. Now that’s amazing. A week of warm temperatures and a good rainstorm and voila!

Today is the birthday of actor Dennis Franz, who won four Emmys playing Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue–that’s a record, by the way.

Anyway, I am a big fan and I will toast him tonight. I had a couple of classic Andy scenes lined up but I’m afraid I’d be canceled for including them on our blog. NYPD Blue was an honest show and truth is no longer admired or even tolerated much. But hopefully this scene won’t offend anyone…

Here’s a real tearjerker if you’re in the mood. (Nobody does the quarter nod like Andy.)

Of course, All Hallows’ Eve, is coming up on Sunday. Don’t forget that it is also the 504th anniversary of the day Martin Luther posted his 95 Theses on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg. This was a momentous occasion as it started the ball rolling for the Reformation.

You can watch the Ligonier Ministries documentary about the life of Martin Luther for free through the end of the month (so hurry!) It is well worth your time.

Although in the sixteenth century the word of God had been taken captive by the Catholic Church, the meaning of sin had been lost, and the death of Christ had been diluted, the Reformation still happened. The Gospel was recovered, the Church was renewed, Christian life was invigorated, and Europe was changed in deep and profound ways. If the Church then, which had been all but lost despite its outward wealth and pomp, could be recovered, so can the Church today. And if Europe could be changed as drastically as it was, so might our world today. Then as now, however, the prerequisite is a Christian life that is biblically faithful and a Church that is doctrinally shaped, morally tough, intellectually vibrant, and buoyant with a faith that can lay hold of the promises of God in the face of circumstantial disconfirmation and see God’s great power at work.

–David F. Wells, Losing Our Virtue

Therefore we do not lose heart. (2 Corinthians 4:16-18)

*David Warner, 1888

Trick or treat

by chuckofish

Contributors to this blog, I think it is safe to say, are not here for large lawn decor and overly-ghoulish Halloween festivities. That said, I (daughter #2) am all for adorable toddler costumes, ranging from baby pumpkins…

to more advanced character ‘fits. This year, Katie will dress as Madeline:

This was the clearest picture we could get, with my production assistant (DN) assisting with hat placement and book distraction.

I really can’t blame Katie for being anti-costume after a long day at school (and probably feeling hangry for dinner). Regardless, she makes a very adorable Parisian girl.

There will be no daycare parade or anything like that, but Katie is attending a Halloween playdate where the children will be in their costumes. (The invitation said, “parent costumes optional!” as if “required” might have been an alternative — no thank you.)

I am rather proud of this DIY costume. (Or is it semi-DIY, like “semi-homemade cooking”? I am certainly not at the skill-level of daughter #3, who routinely sews head-to-toe outfits. See twin dinosaurs from 2019 below!) I followed directions online to cut out felt pieces and glue them together into something approximating the hat and bow for Madeline’s outerwear. But I am happy to have only purchased a dress (to replicate Madeline’s coat) that Katie can wear again, and shoes that she will wear for the holidays. (She will wear sneakers to the playdate.)

As you might guess, having children reveals to you all of the things your own mother did for you, and all of the time and effort and emotion she spend doing those things. Here I am wearing a DIY Power Rangers costume in the 1990s:

Do I spy Keds? Like mother, like daughter…
More impressive felt work

Well, I seem to recall that I said something insulting like, “So-and-so had a real Power Rangers costume.” I cringe now to think of it. Sunrise, sunset. If you hadn’t guessed, I am finding all of this felt to be very touching.

Happy Halloween!

“If the thunder don’t get you then the lightning will”*

by chuckofish

We had some crazy midwestern weather the other night, tornadoes et al, but we are okay and no one died. We are once again reminded that with all our scientific advancements, they still can’t control the weather, try as they might. They’re not even that good at predicting it.

While daughter #1 was home this past weekend, we watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961), which, as you know, is one of my top-five American movies of all time. I have recently re-read the Truman Capote novella…

…and it was good to see the movie and how great Audrey Hepburn was (as opposed to Marilyn Monroe, whom TC imagined in the part.) We enjoyed it and it lifted our spirits, as all favorite movies do.

Anyway, it got me thinking–in the middle of the night when all great thinking is done–about my top-five movies of all time and how they haven’t changed over the years.

They are (in order by year of production): The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) directed by Michael Curtiz; Stagecoach (1939) directed by John Ford; The Wizard of Oz (1939) directed by Victor Fleming; Shane (1953) directed by George Stevens; and Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) directed by Blake Edwards.

These movies are in my opinion perfect and I would not change a thing about them. I guess it’s sad that there is no movie on my list after 1961!

It got me thinking about what movies would round out my top 10 and I came up with these: To Have and Have Not (1943) directed by Howard Hawks; The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) directed by William Wyler; My Darling Clementine (1948) directed by John Ford; The Searchers (1956) directed by John Ford; Ben Hur directed by William Wyler (1959).

Those are 10 great movies!

Do you have a top-ten list? You might try making one. And then buy the DVDs. They’ll be canceling them soon. I mean did you ever see the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode (2020) where they do the take-off of Toy Story? At the end Ben Mankiewicz starts to introduce what’s coming up next on TCM–some movie with Debbie Reynolds saying something ethnically offensive about the Irish–and then he says, “And next on TCM…Nothing.” Blank screen. I’m not the only one that worries about this.

Speaking of movies, here’s an article by Paul Zahl about Hammer horror films, just in time for Halloween. He even comments on private baptisms–“let’s hear it again for private baptisms on Saturday afternoons — public baptisms on Sunday morning are starting to get old.”  Amen, brother.

And this is a great article about the importance of actually going to church on Sunday morning and the inanity of “self-care Sunday.”

Where is that big eye freaked out emoji? Decorate “some” pumpkins? How many? With what? But seriously, if that freaks you out as it does me, keep scrolling to discover that “loving yourself first” is one of the key ingredients of self-care Sunday, as well as taking a hot bath and “loving yourself instead of loving the idea of other people loving you.”

I saw this quote from Jeremiah 10:23 in a daily devotional I follow: “Lord, I know that people’s lives are not their own;
    it is not for them to direct their steps.” True, true, true.

Curious, I looked up the rest of the prayer, which in typical Episcopalian fashion, the author of the devotional had left out. Oh golly, always look for the context:

Lord, I know that people’s lives are not their own;
    it is not for them to direct their steps.
24 Discipline me, Lord, but only in due measure—
    not in your anger,
    or you will reduce me to nothing.
25 Pour out your wrath on the nations
    that do not acknowledge you,
    on the peoples who do not call on your name.
For they have devoured Jacob;
    they have devoured him completely
    and destroyed his homeland.

Have a good day!

*The Grateful Dead

What then shall we say?

by chuckofish

We were given a real treat last week when an old friend from my former flyover university offered me her tickets to the Marty Stuart concert at the Sheldon on Friday night. She and her husband are still “not comfortable” with going to venues with a big crowd, so her loss was our gain. We had to show our vax cards and wear a mask, so I’m not sure what the problem was, but whatever. Daughter #1 drove in from JC to go with us and drive. We made it downtown, despite missed exits and closed ramps, and managed not to detour to Illinois. Before the concert started, I sipped my wine so I didn’t have to have my mask up the whole time. It’s like waiting in the bar at the airport, where you don’t have to wear a mask. If you’re drinking, you can’t pass germs, right?

We had fourth row seats, so we had a great view of Marty and the Fabulous Superlatives, who were as always, superlative.

Marty and Handsome Harry Stinson have aged a bit like the rest of us, but they put on quite a show and the crowd was truly on fire. I have been a fan of Marty for 50 years (he’s been touring since he was 12) and we have seen Marty in concert four or five times (at least). This was the best ever. It was a super fun time.

On Saturday we went to a couple of estate sales and out to lunch and then embarked on a search in the basement for some vintage dresses for Katie to try on when she visits at Thanksgiving. Then we had our first fire of the season and listened to some LPs we purchased at the estate sale for 50 cents each.

We also FaceTimed with daughter #2 and Katie who has an ear infection and a runny nose but rallied and only disconnected us once. She can say, “Hi, Mam!” and kiss the screen. Brilliant.

On Sunday the boy dropped the wee twins off before church because he had to open his store and daughter #3 had to go to a craft show where she had a booth.

We had a little play time before heading to church where I was pleased to see them resist their depraved natures and behave. I had to laugh at Lottie, who exclaimed when a member of our newcomer class said hello, “I’m Lottie. L-O-T-T-I-E! With two “T’s!” After church we came home and ate bagels and creme cheese.

(“I just love this arctic seal.”)

(Reading the literally best book ever, “Cars and Trucks and Things that Go”)

In other news, this was interesting.

And I like this old prayer for the unconverted by Newman Hall (1816-1902) which Tim Challies shared:

We pray for those who do not pray!
Who waste away salvation’s day;
For those we love who love not Thee—
Our grief, their danger, pitying see.

Those for whom many tears are shed
And blessings breathed upon their head,
The children of thy people save
From godless life and hopeless grave.

Hear fathers, mothers, as they pray
For sons, for daughters, far away—
Brother for brother, friend for friend—
Hear all our prayers that upward blend.

We pray for those who long have heard
But still neglect Thy gracious Word;
Soften the hearts obdurate made
By calls unheeded; vows delayed.

Release the drunkard from his chain,
Bare those beguiled by pleasure vain,
Set free the slaves of lust, and bring
Back to their home the wandering.

The hopeless cheer; guide those who doubt;
Restore the lost; cast no one out;
For all that are far off we pray,
Since we were once far off as they.

And this meme with Captain Holt is funny:

Have a good week!

There are all kinds of silences*

by chuckofish

The post I planned was completely different from the one I have written. While I was putting together one topic, I ran across an interesting fellow named Richard John (‘Dick’) Cuninghame, a Scottish naturalist and African explorer/safari leader who was born in 1871 and died in 1925. He started off in the normal way of his class and time; that is, he attended Eton and then Cambridge. Exactly how he got into the life of a safari leader and explorer I cannot say, but he made a name for himself and became a fellow of both the Zoological Society and Meteorological Society. Here he is looking bemused in Cairo, Egypt in 1902 at the start of his first expedition.

Having made it into the African interior to collect zoological specimens with his friend Douglas McDouall, he promptly came down with a dangerous eye infection. Despite constant pain and complete blindness, he did not turn back. His diary entry for February 27, 1902, reads:

“I had had little sleep before the caravan arrived and on wakening noticed a peculiar gumminess around my right eye… the following day matters became serious and I lost vision in the right eye… After spending hundreds of pounds, and march[ing] hundreds of miles, though gameless, badly watered, and pestilential country, and to have just and only just arrived at the commencement of a really good game country, in a land but imperfectly explored, a combination of circumstances we had eagerly looked forward to for months past. Sitting, however, in the middle of a mountain range and pondering over regrets, in the dark, for by now I had lost the vision in both of my eyes, was of little practical use, so on the abating of the acute pain we decided to endeavour to reach the Nile again.” (From a Bonham’s auction catalog)

Though he was still blind when they embarked on the Nile, he managed to captain the boat anyway. Now that’s determination.  Fortunately, his eyesight gradually returned to normal and he was able to continue his explorations. Here he is a few years later, looking a little the worse for wear after a day of trekking.

Eventually, his reputation won him the honor of leading, from April 1909 to March 1910, the Smithsonian-Roosevelt expedition, the famous safari that Teddy Roosevelt took after his second term as president ended. According to Wikipedia, “Their route ran from Mombasa in British East Africa to the Belgian Congo, then to the Nile and along the river to Khartoum. More than 11,000 animals were shot or captured during the trip, Theodore Roosevelt and his son Kermit shot 512 large game alone. The organization on site, namely the selection of the almost 200 porters as well as the askari and the staff for weapons, horses and tents was the responsibility of Cuninghame. On at least one occasion, a hippopotamus attack, Cuninghame is believed to have saved Roosevelt’s life.” People didn’t exercise a lot of restraint in those days, but they did collect a lot of important specimens. As one would expect, TR and Cuninghame got along well. Here’s the intrepid Teddy with a waterbuck.

When WWI broke out, Cuninghame returned to England and tried to enlist only to be turned down on account of his chronic malaria. Not to be put off, he went to France and became an ambulance driver. Eventually, he returned to Africa, where he continued to serve and earned the Military Cross. After the war, he gave up the safari life and retired to his family estate, Hensol House in Scotland.

Called the “baby Balmoral”, the large estate recently sold for over 14 million pounds. I bet it’s cold and drafty inside. Cuninghame and his wife (the sister of his friend Douglas McDouall) never had any children, presumably because he was gone too much and by the time, he settled down it was too late. He died of a brain tumor at the age of 54 but at least he led a full life.

Just when I’m ready to give up on the Internet altogether, I come across some new and interesting story. I guess there is an upside to all the technology, although sometimes it’s hard to see it.

Have a great weekend!

Living in the land of Nod

by chuckofish

Our internet was out for about 36 hours and, boy, did that throw a monkey wrench into my day! Thankfully, I had already written my post for Tuesday, so daughter #1 was able to schedule it for me. But without the internet I was limited in my activities as you can imagine.

I did buckle down and finish reading The Lincoln Highway, which I really enjoyed. (I thought the ending was fine.) For me, the narrative bogged down in the middle and some of the characters annoyed me a little, but on the whole it is a very good read and a welcome look back at life before television, the internet, iPhones, etc took over everyone’s life. The character of Billy, eight years old and an avid reader, is definitely not someone you would meet today–although I’m sure there are exceptions. In fact, it would be a good book for a lot of eight year olds to read (or to have read to them by a parent). They might learn something about “Heroes, Adventurers, and other Intrepid Travelers” who are not included in the Marvel Comic universe. You know, Achilles, Daniel Boone, Julius Caesar, Edmund Dantes, Thomas Edison…

This book will win no prizes, because its lessons are unpopular and old-fashioned, some are even canceled, but it is worth reading and probably re-reading.

I am of the opinion, Professor, that everything of value in this life must be earned. That it should be earned. Because those who are given anything of value without having to earn it are bound to squander it. I believe that one should earn respect. One should earn trust. One should earn the love of a woman, and the right to call oneself a man. And one should also earn the right to hope. At one time I had a wellspring of hope–a wellspring that I had not earned. And not knowing what it was worth, on the day I left my wife and child, I squandered it. So over the last eight and a half years, I have learned to live without hope, just as surely as Cain lived without it once he entered the land of Nod…That is, said Ulysses, until I met this boy.

There is an abundance of references–classical, literary, biblical–throughout the book. If you are like me, and you enjoy that, this book is for you. If you do not know your elbow from a hot rock, never mind.

Here’s an interview with Amor Towles. The first few paragraphs are off-putting–all the talk of bestsellers and falling in love–but you can just read the parts where AT is talking and ignore the insipid interviewer.

In other news, this is a good article about Ben Johnson. You will recall that he is the only Academy Award winner to have also been a Rodeo National Champion. Our mother was always a fan of Ben. I remember clearly her pointing him out to me the first time I saw Shane (1953). He played a cowboy named Chris who comes through in the end and does the right thing.

Reading this article inspired us to watch Junior Bonner (1972) which stars Steve McQueen along with Ben Johnson and Robert Preston.

I have always liked this movie because Steve seems very “real” in it. He has very few lines, but his character comes across in the same way Ben Johnson always does–as the genuine article.

We were able to watch this, because we could still use our DVD player even though our internet was down. Thanks be to God! I also watched several episodes of Miami Vice from season one (1984). This show is not so great as, say, NYPD Blue, but I still really enjoyed watching it. Such a nostalgic trip back to the 1980s! Those clothes and that hair! And Bruce Willis in a breakthrough role… (those pants!)

…Gina and Trudy, when not dressed as undercover prostitutes, wearing dirndl skirts and polo shirts…I looked just like Gina in 1984!

Yes, back when everyone had a waist. And, of course, there’s Don Johnson, the pride of Flat Creek, Missouri…

Give me an amen.

“This works on two levels: blood and guts.”

by chuckofish

I watched the Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror XXIII last night. Yes, the 33rd Treehouse of Horror. I’ve written about how many lines I use regularly from the early episodes before. Don’t worry, this won’t be a clip show of a blog post. After all, Susie told me you might start to worry about if I make references to shows with nerd fan wikis after my Buffy and Longmire hyperlinks.

Anyway, the point of bringing this all up is to say that I barely got any of the references. I felt way out of touch. Not to mention earlier in the day, I was reading something and it referenced some feud between two female writers I’d never heard of. When I looked the whole thing up, I actually read an article from the New Yorker trying to figure it all out. I was left feeling like a) who are these people–from the writers at the heart of the story to the writer of the article and b) who cares. OMG who cares?!

I feel like Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor in a made for tv movie when I think about our cultural elites a lot.

Once in a very rare while, something comes along that doesn’t leave me feeling that way. For the past two months, I’ve had Tuesday evenings to look forward to because a new episode of Only Murders in the Building would magically appear on Hulu. My mother has written about it–but it really was so refreshing to have something to watch. Something that was deeper than your average show but also didn’t insult me. Plus, it takes place on the upper west side (upper best side) and you know I love that. My mother, sister, and I would watch from our respective homes but text our favorite lines. Something about my mother texting “Welcome back you sexy thing!” and knowing Martin Short said it to Steve Martin just warms my heart.

In wine-related news, Rose season has ended and I’m beginning to drink my way through the red wines I got all summer from the wine club I joined at the start of COVID to support the wine bar up the street (I’m a hero). I’m hoping this is just a ploy for attention and clicks.

Narrator: It is definitely a ploy for clicks.

This weekend at the Vintique Mall (you read that correctly), I spotted these stickers.

There was a time when the idea of a Rascal Flatts quote on a sticker would have made me laugh really hard in a mean way. Now, I’m like whatever, that Rascal Flatts quote has a point.

Things that go bump in the night

by chuckofish

I love the expression on little daughter #1 in this Halloween flashback from yesteryear. It is the one I wear frequently now as I drive around my neighborhood viewing the overwrought holiday yard decorations. People literally spend thousands of dollars on these ridiculous inflatables (because there are always three or four in a yard.) Zut alors!

I drove by this yard on the way home from the grocery store. (There were many others that were far worse, but there was nowhere to pull over and get a good shot without looking like a total weirdo.)

Have you noticed this new trend this year–the coven of witches/ghosts in a circle? We have a lot of these in our neighborhood.

Then there’s also the undead tea party…

Well, you get the picture. But these are just my feelings and me voicing my puritanical thoughts. You can certainly have giant inflatables if you so desire. And, please, go ahead and cover your shrubbery with fake cobwebs. It’s a great look.

Meanwhile I continue on my quest to find suitable places inside to put all my houseplants.

Having been hot and happy all summer out in the Florida Room (and in some cases doubling in size), they will be grumpy all winter. C’est la vie. Hopefully we won’t have any suicide attempts like last year.

A bushel and a peck

by chuckofish

How was your weekend? Mine turned out to be very busy and with way more socializing than I am used to.

The OM and I spent five hours going to the Newcomer Classes at our new church (on Friday night and Saturday morning). It was time well spent, but it was a lot for my aging brain to take in.

“This is why Paul upholds the teaching of the gospel in such a forceful way … Seeing such an example and such a picture of man’s great weakness and fickleness, Paul states that the truth of the gospel must supersede anything that we may devise … he is showing us that we ought to know the substance of the doctrine which is brought to us in the name of God, so that our faith can be fully grounded upon it. Then we will not be tossed about with every wind, nor will we wander about aimlessly, changing our opinions a hundred times a day; we will persist in this doctrine until the end. This, in brief, is what we must remember.”

–John Calvin, Sermon on Galatians

On Saturday afternoon I brought in all the plants from the Florida Room and attempted to find suitable winter homes for them throughout my house. Exhausting. Then I took a quick nap before going out to celebrate our 41st (!) anniversary with some old friends at a nice restaurant.

Kids, 1980

On Sunday, instead of going to church with the boy and the wee twins as planned, the OM and I drove to Jefferson City where daughter #1 had purchased a Power Wheels Raptor for the twins at Walmart (spoiler alert: combo birthday/Christmas present from all of us)…

…but, curses, had discovered that it would not fit in her Mazda. (There is a lot of backstory here, but I will not go into it. Suffice it to say, we have been looking high and low for the aforementioned truck, so when she found one, she jumped on it.) So we drove to JC, picked her up and hustled over to Walmart where they were holding it. Two nice young men brought it out to the OM’s SUV…

…only to discover that it was too big for his car! Luckily we were in mid-MO where the two young men took it upon themselves to make it fit. They took it out of the box and persuaded it to fit. Bravo.

We thanked them kindly and headed to Steak ‘n Shake for lunch. Then we bid adieu to daughter #1 and drove back to our flyover town and managed to unload the Raptor into the garage, where we will put it back together at some later date.

What a weekend! I must say, it was a beautiful weekend, weather-wise–crisp and cool. I watched Circus World (1964) starring John Wayne, Claudia Cardinale and Rita Hayworth on Sunday night, which rounded out the weekend nicely.