dual personalities

Daughter #1 here. My mom texted me Tuesday afternoon asking if I could cover for her dual personality today. I said I’d be happy to. Now, though, I’m struggling to come up with a cohesive topic. It’s hard on short notice!

I thought about how every time I read Women’s Health, it is just one alarming or really-duh-they-have-to-write this? tidbit after another. Eating grapes will kill you (this one I made up), losing weight will give you wrinkles (duh, you’re literally losing fat in your face), eating when you’re stressed will make you gain weight (not a joke, something they actually published).

This is why I eat so many carbs, obviously. 

I also thought about writing about the Rick Trevino song I heard on the radio on my way back from the gym. Remember Rick Trevino? I did not know that he released the first country song that was also released in espanol. Go, Rick.

There is nothing about this that is not amazing. I don’t know what I like more–Rick snapping to the beat or when he mimes playing the fiddle. Also, the suggested videos that go along with “Bobbi Ann Mason” are some A+ time machine material.

Finally, I thought about the embarrassment I experienced by laughing at this video so much. I understood way too many of the jokes.

Happy Wednesday!