dual personalities

Month: December, 2013

Happy birthday, dual personality!

by chuckofish

circa 1973 a ninth grader

circa 1972 or ’73 an eighth or ninth grader

Today, in honor of my dual personality’s birthday, I will share

“5 Things You May Not Know About My Dual Personality”*

1. She has a Ph.D from Yale University in Near Eastern Language and Literature. This is somewhat ironic, considering that most of her teachers growing up treated her as if she was a little slow. Typical.

2. She has been on archaeological digs in Jordan and Israel and Wales (and probably several places in between) and feels quite at home in a pith helmet.

3. She spent the day once with Gregory Peck’s son Stephen and she has met Viggo Mortensen. Who says the life of a college professor is dull?

4. She is an elder in her Presbyterian Church.

5. She took piano lessons as an adult and can now play the piano and read music!

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Here’s hoping she receives presents today that delight her as much as this one! What was it I wonder?

P.S. That sweater vest with camel motif is really styling, man.

P.P.S. I spy with my little eye: a “bluenote” Blue’s hockey pin on her turtleneck. She was a diehard fan back in the day.

*This is a favorite blogger topic

Good tidings to Zion

by chuckofish

It is that time of year when I listen to Christmas music in my car. Don’t you? Recently I have been listening to Handel’s Messiah in the car on my daily round-trip to work. This, as you probably know, is an English-language oratorio composed in 1741 by George Frideric Handel

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with a scriptural text compiled by Charles Jennens from the King James Bible and from the Psalms included in the Book of Common Prayer.

So you know it is right up my alley.

It was first performed in Dublin on April 13, 1742 and received its London premiere nearly a year later. After an initially modest public reception, the oratorio gained in popularity, eventually becoming one of the best-known and most frequently performed choral works in Western music.

Anyway, I highly recommend listening to it in the car. It’ll get you going in the morning!

Stir up thy power

by chuckofish

Yesterday, in case you were unaware, was “Stirring-it-up Sunday”–at least in merry old England. My friend Carla, who has an English mother-in-law like my dual personality, told me that the third Sunday in Advent is when everyone goes home from church and prepares/stirs up the Christmas pudding. It is also the Sunday when the collect of the day is:

Stir up thy power, O Lord, and with great might come among us; and, because we are sorely hindered by our sins, let they bountiful grace and mercy speedily help and deliver us; through Jesus Christ our Lord, to whom, with thee ad the Holy Ghost, be honor and glory, world without end. Amen.

Jolly appropriate, don’t you think?

I did not go home and stir up anything in my kitchen, but I thought fondly of Carla’s husband Chris stirring it up in his.

No, I spent my weekend–spoiler alert–wrapping presents. It is one of those things that takes a long time and can be as hard on the back as some forms of physical labor. I also worked on getting the house ready for the arrival of daughter #2 on Wednesday night. Once she is home we will decorate our big tree. As planned the boy came over and put the tree up in its stand, so that the branches can come down.

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I also shoveled the front walk. I like to get out in the snow. It reminds me of my college days. Here I am at the Williams College Winter Carnival in 1977 falling down the slalom course with a friend. We were gate keepers. We picked up the flags when they got knocked down.

Winter Carnival 1977

Winter Carnival 1977

Unlike my mother who skied for Middlebury, I couldn’t even handle gate-keeping apparently. You might be surprised how steep that hill is.

I was better at this kind of winter activity.

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…watching while other people built snow sculptures. It is good to know one’s limitations.

How was your weekend?

P.S. R.I.P. Peter O’Toole:
Into paradise may the angels lead thee; and at thy coming may the martyrs receive thee, and bring thee into the holy city Jerusalem.
–BCP, Burial of the Dead, Rite I

Peter O'Toole made a hellavu good angel in "The Bible".

Peter O’Toole made a hellavu good angel in “The Bible”.

The cattle are lowing…

by chuckofish

This week our local newspaper featured a story about a dairy cow that won ‘top cow’ at the American International Livestock Exposition in Louisville Kentucky back in November. Here is Cowbell Guapo Ricochet, a four year old Jersey:

courtesy of the Ogdensburg Journal

photo courtesy of the Ogdensburg Journal

Now the thing about this approximately 500 word article that really warmed the cockles of my heart is the fact that Cowbell’s owners, the winners of the competition, live in Illinois. As it turns out, Cowbell was born and raised in my north country village at a farm about a block and a half from where I live. My neighbor dairy farmers sold Cowbell about a year and a half ago, and because they “got a lot of money for her [they] did some improvements on the barn which was good.” You have to love a place where there is so little going on that the paper can devote a longish article to a cow that used to belong to one of the farmers here. Now that’s a claim to fame!

The rest of my life is right in line with the cow story. It’s a little off-beat but tooling along in its own indomitable and quirky way. I’m getting into the swing of the season:

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I got the Christmas decorations out and we bought the tree that waits patiently in the garage for our attention; my grades have been submitted (o frabjous day!) and I attended a Craft Fair at the hockey arena (it was cold — they put wooden boards down over the ice). Tomorrow is the annual Christmas pageant and pot-luck lunch at church, though I’m still figuring out what to bake. While I dream wistfully about achieving the effortless holiday perfection of my dual personality (seriously, I really mean that), somehow my blundering attempts at Christmas cheer fit perfectly here. How many of you can say you live within spitting distance of someone who used to own a famous dairy cow? I’m in the right place!

Rest in peace or We have… GOT… to get organized!*

by chuckofish

It is that time of year again when TCM puts together its TCM Remembers video, honoring all the movie people who have died during the year. Here is the 2013 version, and I am happy to say they did not forget old Harry Carey, Jr. who died last December.

Good job, TCM! It would be an appropriate time to watch 3 Godfathers (1948) in memory of all three godfathers, but I will probably wait and watch it on (or around) January 6 for Epiphany which commemorates the visit of the original 3 Godfathers, the magi who visited the baby Jesus.

I would like to watch The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! (1966) in honor of the late, great Jonathan Winters, but I don’t think we have it.

Two bad-asses: Jonathan Winters and Brian Keith

Old School Bad Ass: Jonathan Winters and Brian Keith

As is frequently the case, we have a VHS tape, but not a DVD. Curses.

Anyway, I am way behind in my Christmas movie viewing. Apparently we are in for some bad weather this weekend, starting today, so I think it will be a good weekend for hunkering down and watching movies, wrapping presents and toasting absent friends. Here’s to you, Ray Harryhausen!

*The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming

A sermon and a half

by chuckofish

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“Well done!” he said. “And remember: Worry about nothing, pray about everything.” He’d gotten this message from a wayside pulpit somewhere–a sermon and a half in a half dozen words, and a splendid exegesis of the Philippians passage.

Shepherds Abiding, Jan Karon

I highly recommend reading some Jan Karon during this holiday season. It has a calming effect. And it reminds us that we shouldn’t take everything quite so seriously.

I have been slowly but surely getting things done around my house.

After a few false starts my little tree is up. The old man and I could not, between the two of us, wrestle it into its stand. We gave up, amid a shower of pine needles and exclamations of “goddamit!”, convinced that we needed a new stand. So after work on Tuesday I stopped at our neighborhood hardware store and had a meaningful conversation with the man there. He advised me to wrap the trunk of my tree with electrical tape and try again. Which I did when I got home. I am proud to say that I got the tree in the stand (without the aid of Mr. Goddammit). Later in the evening I put the lights on and decorated it.

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Pretty nice, don’t you think?

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I wrote my Christmas letter and mailed it to my out-of-town friends and family this week. I also mailed my Christmas package to my dual personality. Check and check.

We are cooking with gas.

Animals all, as it befell

by chuckofish

Illustration by Ernest Shepherd

Illustration by Ernest Shepard

It was a pretty sight, and a seasonable one, that met their eyes when they flung the door open. In the fore-court, lit by the dim rays of a horn lantern, some eight or ten little field mice stood in a semicircle, red worsted comforters round their throats, their fore-paws thrust deep into their pockets, their feet jigging for warmth. With bright beady eyes they glanced shyly at each other, sniggering a little, sniffing and applying coat-sleeves a good deal. As the door opened, one of the elder ones that carried the lantern was just saying, ‘Now then, one, two, three!’ and forthwith their shrill little voices uprose on the air, singing one of the old-time carols that their forefathers composed in fields that were fallow and held by frost, or when snow-bound in chimney corners, and handed down to be sung in the miry street to lamp-lit windows at Yule-time.

CAROL

Villagers all, this frosty tide,
Let your doors swing open wide,
Though wind may follow, and snow beside,
Yet draw us in by your fire to bide;
Joy shall be yours in the morning!

Here we stand in the cold and the sleet,
Blowing fingers and stamping feet,
Come from far away you to greet—
You by the fire and we in the street—
Bidding you joy in the morning!

For ere one half of the night was gone,
Sudden a star has led us on,
Raining bliss and benison—
Bliss to-morrow and more anon,
Joy for every morning!

Goodman Joseph toiled through the snow—
Saw the star o’er a stable low;
Mary she might not further go—
Welcome thatch, and litter below!
Joy was hers in the morning!

And then they heard the angels tell
‘Who were the first to cry NOWELL?
Animals all, as it befell,
In the stable where they did dwell!
Joy shall be theirs in the morning!’

The voices ceased, the singers, bashful but smiling, exchanged sidelong glances, and silence succeeded—but for a moment only. Then, from up above and far away, down the tunnel they had so lately travelled was borne to their ears in a faint musical hum the sound of distant bells ringing a joyful and clangorous peal.

The Wind In the Willows, Kenneth Grahame
You can read the whole chapter here.

Doesn’t everybody love this book? Even Theodore Roosevelt wrote a fan letter to Kenneth Grahame. You can read it here.

By the way, Kenneth Grahame bequeathed all the royalties from his works to ‘the University of Oxford for the benefit of the Bodleian Library’, an act of generosity that has enabled the Library to purchase many important books and manuscripts over the years. His wife Elspeth Grahame was a great supporter of the Friends of the Bodleian, and made important gifts to the Library through donation and bequest.

On a related note, a descendent of the original Sir Thomas Bodley, who “re-founded” the Oxford library in 1598, ended up in my flyover town and in the 1850s was one of the original members and founders of my own Grace Episcopal Church. There is a Bodley Road here in town as well. Isn’t that something?

But as you know, that is how my mind works.

“The main trouble is there are too many people who don’t know where they’re going and they want to get there too fast!”*

by chuckofish

Cary Grant, David Niven and Loretta Young

Cary Grant, David Niven and Loretta Young

The Bishop’s Wife (1947), directed by Henry Koster, is a wonderful black and white Christmas movie that you may have missed. We discovered it on television back in the 1970s and have loved it ever since. Of course, it is right up my alley, being about an Episcopal bishop (David Niven) who is trying to raise funds to build a Cathedral. And there is Cary Grant as an angel–talk about great casting–who comes in answer to the bishop’s prayer for “help”. According to IMDB, Grant was first cast to play the bishop and Niven the angel, but when the original director was replaced, Koster decided they should be switched. A brilliant move. The resulting film was nominated for Best Picture, Director, Film Editing, and Music. It only won for Best Sound. It also boasts a great script by the playwright Robert Emmet Sherwood from the novel by Robert Nathan.

It was re-made in 1996 as The Preacher’s Wife with Denzel Washington as the angel and Whitney Houston as the wife. I have not seen this version, but I know they’re not Episcopalians. Sigh. It isn’t cool anymore to make movies about Episcopalians I guess. C’est la vie.

Well, I highly recommend this terrific Christmas movie from 1947. You should definitely make room in your busy holiday schedule for this treat.

* The Bishop’s Wife (1947)

‘Tis the season or “Look Doris, someday you’re going to find that your way of facing this realistic world just doesn’t work. And when you do, don’t overlook those lovely intangibles. You’ll discover those are the only things that are worthwhile.”*

by chuckofish

Regular readers of this blog know that the dual personalities are not particularly social animals. We like to stay home, but ’tis the season, as they say, and lately I have been very busy. And please note: This was all happening during a period of snow/snowy mix/sleet.

The other night I went to our church ornament party which is a fund-raiser for Outreach. This ladies-only event is always a “hilarious” good time where 40 or so church ladies of various ages choose a wrapped ornament and then hope it won’t get stolen by the next person in that favorite holiday tradition: the Dirty Santa game. Who invented this? Thanks a lot.

The associate rector clowns around.

The associate rector clowns around.

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Well, I had to fight for it, but I got the ornament I wanted!

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Saturday morning I ran over to church where the Christmas cookie sale/used book sale was underway and bought a bagful of books. Yay!

Later that morning my three best church girlfriends piled into Carla’s SUV for a trip to our flyover state’s first capital, the quaint town of St. Charles.

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It was their Christmas Walk weekend so it was very crowded despite the bitter temperatures.

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Santa arrived and there were Victorian carol singers. Chestnuts were roasting on an open fire. There was even a band.

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Most of the “quaint” shops are full of dreadful tourist-y merchandise, but there are some nice stores and I picked up a few things. It was a lot of fun, although super crowded.

Then we were off to our 3rd annual overnight at Monette’s Cabin, a charming bed ‘n breakfast nestled in the rolling hills of our picturesque flyover state. Last year it was 71-degrees when we arrived. This year it was 21-degrees! But we saw a lovely sunset.

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We came prepared with lots of treats.

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Between the four of us rocket scientists we could not figure out how to get the DVD player to work, so we could not watch the Christmas movies I had thoughtfully packed, but oh well. We talked the night away and when we were all gabbed out we came back home on Sunday.

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Then I talked my old man into going with me to our friendly Optimists tree lot to buy our two Christmas trees (in the snow). Now they are defrosting and I will tackle them later this week. Phew.

How was your weekend?

*Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Home Alone

by chuckofish

The children are away and the husband is at a conference so I’m enjoying a quiet day (and two nights) at home alone. I have so much to do that I kind of feel like this:

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I’m sure you can relate. So far, I’ve managed to achieve a truly advanced level of avoidance behavior. If you don’t count the laundry I had to do last night after spilling tomato soup all over myself, I’ve accomplished exactly nothing. But I have watched two movies. The first was Ip Man: the legend is born, a Chinese martial arts flick. It had good fighting and pretty scenery, but a typically melodramatic love story. Here’s the Chinese trailer:

The main character, Ip Man, was appealing, but the movie ultimately forgettable. I gather the first one, Ip Man, is much better (Ip Man: the Legend Begins is a prequel).

I also watched a delightful French romantic comedy called Populaire. It’s about a secretary whose boss wants her to become a speed typing world champion.

Populaire was immensely enjoyable, although the leading man didn’t quite fit the bill. No doubt a fine actor, he was woefully miscast — or maybe it was just that he so desperately needed to have dental work done. I admit to finding his bad mouth/jaw really distracting. Otherwise, I thoroughly enjoyed this light and amusing film. I must say, though, that I long to see a really really good, new-in-the- sense-that-I-haven’t-seen-it movie. Does anyone have any suggestions? Is there anything really good on Netflix?

While we are avoiding our duties or too busy fulfilling them, let’s not forget that today is December 7th — the day the perfidious Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor and pulled us into WWII — a colossal miscalculation on their part if ever there was one. December 7th is also the day that Ernest Shackleton’s ship, The Endurance, first met pack ice just two days south of South Georgia Island. By January 18th the ship had become icebound. Thus began one of history’s most amazing survival stories. Je me souviens.