Not Halloween decor
by chuckofish
Remember “Kingdom of the Spiders” (1977) starring the inimitable William Shatner? “Investigating the mysterious deaths of a number of farm animals, vet Rack Hansen discovers that his town lies in the path of hoards of migrating tarantulas. Before he can take action, the streets are overrun by killer spiders, trapping a small group of towns folk in a remote hotel.” (IMDB.com)
Well, sometimes I wonder about my own home:
If you recall the final scene of this horror classic, the hotel is completely enveloped in spider webs! I feel sometimes like I will wake up and my own house will likewise be encased in cobwebs. Spiders work fast! I mean, I’ve had a soft spot for spiders ever since reading Charlotte’s Web, but really there are limits.
dual personalities 
Isn’t that an incredible sedum I spy with my little eye next to your spooky Euonymus? What’s the name of it? It’s a heck of a lot more interesting than ‘Autumn Joy’
Well, it is a hardy sedum–it’s been there since we moved in 16 years ago…
Did you see my photo of the cobwebs outside my door??
yes, scary, but not AS scary!
That poster is really, well…Freudian.
Freudian…by which I mean, vaguely obscene.
I thought the same thing! I cant stop laughing haha. The look on Bill’s face, the flames shooting out of his… weapon. It’s awkward to say the least. He should never have gone to Thailand…
oh YOU!
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